Antarctica!

WindyIt’s a little less than three months till the date I’ve set when I’ll set out on my hike. Lots of other people preparing for this hike are spending the time researching gear, dehydrating food for the Trail, and getting in shape.

I choose to listen to a different drummer. Instead of doing all that useful preparation and endurance building stuff, we’re off to the ends of the world on a cruise. Mary was researching travel options and deals (cause that’s what she does) and found one for a trip to South America and points south. Points south, of course, meaning Antarctica. Prior to this trip we had visited six of the seven continents, but as we’re both completionists, we just had to score the seventh. Yes, we are just that insane.

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Trail Info

appalachian_trail_mapI should present a little infodump on the Appalachian Trail, like why it’s there, and why people hike it.

The Appalachian Trail, or AT, is a footpath that runs parallel to the much of the Eastern Seaboard. It is, at the current time, 2185 miles long. By the time I start hiking it, I understand that it is possible that it will be 4 miles longer. Every year, the trail undergoes changes, rerouting for damage due to storms, overuse of the trail, or possibly the trail maintainers just get bored.

The Trail runs through fourteen Eastern states, starting at Springer Mountain in Georgia, and ending up on top of Mount Katahdin in Maine. As the name implies, it follows, as much as possible, the Appalachian Mountains of the eastern US. And as that further implies, the trail spends a lot of time going up, over, and around many of the mountains in the east. Now, compared to the mountains here in Colorado, the Appalachians aren’t all that impressive, but climb them day in and day out, for five to six months and you’ll get a bit of a workout. The highest mountain on the trail tops out in the six thousand foot range. Which is still fifteen hundred feet lower than our house, but now I’m just bragging.

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The Appalachian Trail Q&A #1

appalachian_trail_mapAt this point, I’m still undecided what exactly I’ll be doing about journaling my Appalachian Trail hike. There’s a site that hosts trail journals called, appropriately enough, Trail Journals, and there’s also my blog, Foolish Questions. I could post on both sites, but then most of the entries would have to be duplicates, because otherwise I’d spend four hours a day hiking and ten hours a day writing. Not that that’s necessarily a bad division of labor, but it would take me three or four years to get to Mount Katahdin.

So, yeah I’m doing this thing. ‘This thing’ of course, being hiking the AT. Well, that’s out of the way. Let’s jump directly to the Question and Answer section, shall we? Or at least Part 1 of the Q&A.

 

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I’m Back

appalachian_trail_mapSo, yeah, soon, if all goes to plan, I’ll be setting off to hike the Appalachian Trail. I’ll be starting in mid-March, the day after St. Patrick’s Day, as a matter of fact. I don’t know if that is an omen or what, and what kind of omen it could be, for that matter. Mary did do a lot of research into the storied genealogy of my side of the family, and it appears that we are largely descended from the Irish, so I think I’ll consider the close proximity of St. Paddy’s Day to be a favorable portent.

Let’s start with some background, shall we? I won’t say that I always dreamed of hiking the Appalachian Trail, because there were periods when I wanted to be a fighter pilot, a firefighter, or a fire juggler, sometimes all at the same time. Because, I mean, who wouldn’t? In any case, that’s why eventually, I went into metallurgy. But that’s a story for another time.

But there, in the back of my mind, for the longest time, has been this dream of someday hiking the AT. But real life, like going to college, getting a job, getting another job, moving across the country, travelling overseas, meeting the love of my life, wooing the love of my life, marrying the love of my life, working, mowing the lawn, learning how to properly program the DVR, always seemed to get in the way.

Now though, I don’t have any of those excuses. I’m retired, Mary, my wife, has sold her company and she’s retired. We’re debt-free, and the house is paid off. My health, and Mary’s health, is pretty damn good considering, well, my age, at least. So there’s nothing standing in my way at this point and no reason for putting it off any longer if I really want to do this thing. And that’s where I was a few months ago.

One morning, I sat down at breakfast with the love of my life and said, “I want to hike the Appalachian Trail.”

Mary, aforementioned love of my life, and the keeper of my heart, said, “OK.”

And that was that.

 

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Musings on Mexican Food in the Pacific Northwest

seattle-space-needle_966x543We’re up here in the Great Northwest, for a period of indeterminate length, on business. The business thing is Mary’s reason for being here, I’m just along to sample the bounty of the Seattle area, which is rich and diverse. Plus, they have beer.

I don’t think anyone would ever describe Seattle as a mecca for Mexican food. According to a scienterrific survey I did of long time residents, consisting exclusively of my in-laws, I can state with positive assurance that finding good Mexican food up here is difficult. But that’s as it should be. With the abundance of wonderful seafood, fruit, fungi, and dairy products available to Seattlites, it’s only fair that they should give up something in return, and it appears they picked Mexican food. There is one sort of local fast food Mexican chain, Taco Time, but the best that could be said of it is that ………

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Lapland Lallapalooza Part Two

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The first two nights we spent at the IceHotel, we slept in a regular, warmly heated, queen bed equipped Scandinavian hotel room. The whole sleeping in a room made of ice is only for one night, and indeed they don’t … Continue reading

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Lapland Lallapalooza Part One

Airline1After a few days in Stockholm it was time for our real adventure, a flight up above the Arctic Circle and three days basking in the frigid gloominess that is Lapland.

To start our Laplandish quest we were scheduled to be picked up at the airport and taken to the hotel by dog sled. That seems pretty cool, because it’s just not that often you get the chance to travel by dog sled. Now, Kiruna, where the IceHotel is located, is pretty small, more a village than anything. So we expected, that in the nature of these types of things, we would get on a dog sled, they’d run it in a circle for ten minutes and we’d be deposited at the front door of the hotel. All done. This is not what happened. It turns out that the hotel is not close to the airport – not close at all. The dog sled ride took something like 45 minutes of hardcore tundra mushing and after the first ten minutes we could have been easily convinced to get out and walk. Continue reading

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Lapland Lallapalooza

Airline1The secret to a good marriage, besides diamonds*, is the ability for the participants to trade favors, goods or services, or as the Romans put it, doing that quid pro quo thang. One can exchange, for instance, scrubbing down the toilet (recognized by the World Institute of Man Studies, as an act that exceeds the courage required to throw one’s self on a grenade to save one’s buddies) for a substantial number of brownie points. Brownie points are an internationally recognized currency that can be exchanged for example, an afternoon of college football on TV. And thus the gears of marriage are greased, and the world as we know it continues to revolve, or rotate, or both at once.

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An Old Fashioned Cajun Christmas

I have no words for the awesomeness of this....

I have no words for the awesomeness of this….

Mad props to anyone who figured out the title came from Scrooged, one of my all time favorite holiday movies. Right up there with A Christmas Story, or as we like to refer to it, The Kid, You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out Movie.

Before heading off to the somewhat dubious delights of Lapland (at least in Mary’s estimation), we hung a hard right to the Deep South to share the yuletide festivities with the Waring, and thus less reputable, side of the family. It was their turn, whether they liked it or not.

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Singapore and Points East

Airline1We have returned full circle, back to Los Angeles and America and apple pie, as well as excellent fish tacos. Hmmm, fish tacos….

Before bestriding the globe, hurtling through the stratosphere back to the City of Angels, we stopped off for a few days of relaxation in Singapore. Our intention was to spend those days hopping from one hawker stand to another, but Mary’s sprained ankle put a bit of a crimp in those plans. She sprained her ankle while debarking less than gracefully from a boat in Siem Reap. Mary did say I could go on without her, sampling the manifold delicacies of Singapore, but I knew this to be a test. If I agreed with her, and went off on own, I would be an unworthy husband, and she would hate me forever, even if I brought her some leftover chili crab. Or maybe because I brought her leftover chili crab. If, on the other hand, I remained by her side for her every waking hour I could earn brownie points. Plus, someone had to be around to replenish the ice pack and fluff pillows, and good help is expensive in Singapore. Continue reading

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