Noted on the signboard of a local sandwich shop:
Tuna Mexican Salad Bap
A bap, for the uninitiated, is a small roll filled with whatever takes the fancy of the sandwich purveyor. In this case, the purveyor’s fancy appears to border on the demented. I lived in Southern California for years, and travelled to Mexico a fair number of times, and I can safely say that I have never seen anything remotely like a Tuna Mexican Salad, much less one in a bun. Mary thinks I should try it, but I believe it’s best to just accept the aforementioned bap as one of those never-to-be-explained mysteries and move on. I’d also like to avoid a case of near terminal indigestion, if possible.