I’m a firm believer that yellow colored liquids are not fit for human consumption. Yellow liquid is kind of like a caution sign. Like red signs mean stop, don’t push that, no, really, if you push that you will suffer dismemberment or worse, I’m not kidding, oh, for god’s sake, now who’s going to clean this up?
So, in a similar vein, don’t drink yellow liquids. Nothing good can come of it, regardless of how much alcohol said liquids may contain. And that does include Mountain Dew, by the way, because that stuff is just nasty. Which, I think, pretty much proves my point.