This Is Why You're Fat
Mary has
alerted me to the next most important internet site, after of course
Mousesavers.com, and not forgetting the Chowhound boards. The new site is
chock full of content that invokes responses like, Oh My God, and Are You Freaking
Kidding Me, and That Is Most Definitely Wrong In SO Many Ways, I Can't Even
Begin To Count!
This
website is, of course, ThisIsWhyYourFat.com. Though after reviewing the
offerings I think they should change their name to - This Is Why You've Had a
Massive Coronary And Are No Longer Among the Living.com. Well, that uses up
this month's allotment of capital letters. I'll just start tweeting from this
point. Yeah, when hell freezes over and/or Paris Hilton enters a convent.
So what's
the most awful abomination listed so far on the site? There's so many choices
and so much horribleness that I find it hard to choose.
Could it be
The Coronary Breakfast Club?
Or the The
Hurler Burger?
Possibly
the Fool's Gold Loaf
The Rubix
Cubewich is actually kind of cool in an architectural kind of way. Not that I
want to eat it or anything, but the purity of its cubicity is soothing.
And I have
to admit, I'd probably give the bacon tempura at least a try if I ever
encountered it. But that's it. Everything else on the site is just nightmarish.
I think what bothers me the most is that it appears that a significant number
of the epicurean delights are from 'restaurants' (and in this case I think you
can safely assume I'm using the term loosely).
Still if I
need any encouragement to stay on the diet, all I have to do is bring up the
browser and check out the latest culinary catastrophe.
