Honey - We're Off to Amsterdam!
Ok, I think the following concept is both brilliant and incredibly stupid all at the same time. The best ideas are like that - atomic bombs? Jordache jeans? Deregulating the banking industry? Well, alright, the last one was just stupid.
In the annals of great inventions that are doomed to denigration and misunderstanding, I offer - the beer bike! Via Jaunted we find that those clever Dutch have developed a multi-drinker system of transportation where you pedal around town, getting exercise, all while drinking beer. The only concern I have is that, other than the more frequent than normal number of traffic accidents they seem to experience, what happens after an hour or so of beer quaffing? Will the bike have to stop every five minutes or so for a used beer recycling break? Where do they find all the restrooms? Does the driver have a map? It might be difficult to actually get from point A to point B, but then again, that really isn't the point is it?
I would so like to try this but I'm afraid my bachelor party days are long behind me. As well as drinking-all-afternoon days. And pedaling-around-European-cities-while-drunk days, too. Which I've never actually done but I'm always up for new experiences.
