Airlines Behaving Badly III
It is possible that Ernst Stavro Blofeld did actually get plastic surgery and resurface with a new identity. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it is - dum, dum, da, dum, Michael O'Leary of Ryanair.
Apparently Blofeld, erm, O'Leary may not have been joking about those pay toilets on his planes. According to USA Today, O'Leary has been quoted as saying that he's asked Boeing to look into putting credit card readers on toilet doors.
Oh, wait, there's more! If you buy now, we'll throw in this handy quote from Mr. O'Leary, that he's also thinking about ripping out two of the three toilets his planes normally carry because most of the European market flights are under an hour in length. Of course, the first time one of these hell planes is stuck on a tarmac for three hours because of maintenance issues, I'm betting things might get a mite bit unpleasant on-board.
I would normally not be so concerned for people who willingly fly with Ryanair because I would have been sure that the might and the power that is the European Parliament would prevent outrages such as these. But it's Blofeld, man! He's an archvillian! Only the British Secret Service can counter his nefarious schemes!
